Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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