I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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