He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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