So drunk, too bad you don't want this
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
