I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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