You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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