playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Someone signed my nipple.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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