a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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