my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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