he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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