i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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