And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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