he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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