dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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