Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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