haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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