OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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