I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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