I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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