her vagine was all disorganized.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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