So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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