you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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