Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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