I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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