I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
