Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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