I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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