just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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