Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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