: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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