Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
