I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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