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go home
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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