heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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