somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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