Your tits are I can't wait for
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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