Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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