I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Welp...herpes.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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