That's intense
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
wow bdsm is so cute
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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