How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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