every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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