He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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