Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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