So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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