please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The uberlube is also flammable
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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