One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Randomize
