new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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