Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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