That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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