I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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