If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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