i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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