Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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