talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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