Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I've blown a few things in my day
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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